Chris De Burgh is stalking me. Every time I've turned on the TV in the last two days, there he is with his demonic smile and those soulless eyes. He is truly one of the most repulsive looking men on TV. He's worse than Alan Titchmarsh. As he's aged he's begun to look like a shit Jim Henson puppet - think Dark Crystal or something from the Labyrinth. If it wasn't for him I would have happily watched Loose Women yesterday all the way through. Just hearing that he was going to be on This Morning today made me turn off the TV and sprint upstairs.
In my humble opinion, the only way to get people back to work is to make day time TV less appealing by making sure horrors like Titchmarsh and De Burgh are constantly on the air between 8 and 6, when decent people come home. Hell, make them broadcast naked, wrestling eachother in jelly that would definitely make you turn off the TV and do something productive.
In my humble opinion, the only way to get people back to work is to make day time TV less appealing by making sure horrors like Titchmarsh and De Burgh are constantly on the air between 8 and 6, when decent people come home. Hell, make them broadcast naked, wrestling eachother in jelly that would definitely make you turn off the TV and do something productive.
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